The
utensil had been lodged in his urethra for sexual gratification, the
International Journal of Surgery Case Reports revealed.
The
fork was removed by a team at Canberra Hospital using forceps and "copious
lubrication" while the patient was under general anaesthetic.
Needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, lightbulbs,
thermometers, plants, vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue were some
of the other alien objects retrieved from other parts of the body in the report the Canberra Times
"It
is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," the
medical journal added.
This special brand of creativity was very much in evidence in
April, when it was revealed a man had been treated in a Chinese hospital after informing doctors he had a live eel stuck up his bottom.
The
unmarried man, who arrived alone at a hospital casualty unit in Shunde,
Guangdong province, told medics he had been imitating a porn film when he
inserted the eel.
"Please,
please help me. The eel is moving through my body," he begged.
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